Hamilton College

Hey–if you go to Hamilton, don’t walk across the bronze map.

Know what else? When you go for a semester abroad, don’t get caught in a nation where an international epidemic forces your semester to encounter an emergency ending and forces you to lose two valuable credits due to the cancellation of the summer semester.

Join a sorority or fraternity. Your life will be easier.

Invest some serious money in buying clothes at J.Crew.

Also, AA is not something you join after an intervention from friends – it stands for Adirondack Adventure, a fabulous outdoor opportunity for pre-frosh that definitely is worth taking advantage of.

To get around: “The Jitney offers all the amenities of a crowded 12-passenger van driven by psychotic upperclassmen with the comfort of sharing a seat with a drunken freshman girl who needs that open window now.”

If you don’t want to get in trouble, you should know that walking around with an open container is probably the worst thing you can do.

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